REPORT: "YOU had Alaska, YOU had Texas and I had Rhode Island." This was the metaphor used for the negotiation Mr. Carl Seaton made yesterday after he was so generously given a small portion of the chocolate chip cookie Parvin and myself split on Wednesday afternoon. The argument ended in oral moratorium from Seaton and has continued on into switchboard public debate as of today.
Carl had a statement to make about the situation at hand:
"I feel blatantly disregarded and set aside for this gross misrepresentation of equality as it pertains to cookies." -Seaton
As since, there have been some agreement among parties. Parvin made a peace offering of her chocolate chip cookie today. A surprising 50% went to Carl as a means of settling the disagreement. Carl still seemed a little unsettled, asking for more than was alloted to him, but for now things stable. Lets just hope it will stay this way for awhile. Who knows what will happen by 3pm when the sugar rush kicks in again.
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